Male Vibrators
Help! My daughter found my mom’s vibrator (her grandma)!!?
My daughter is 7 and my parents just got divorced…my daughter was staying the night with my mom and found my mom’s vibrator while I was on the phone with her…I told my mom to tell her it was a back massager..but my mom said it looks like a male organ…What do I tell my daughter IF SHE brings it up later???
Wait, I am going to hide mine better.
Gee, with 7 years your daughter will just remember something weird that her grandma had and was trembling, same as your mother when she saw her and her strange thing.
If you want her to understand and never touch again, tell her that your mother uses that machine for setting and cleaning her false teeth – even if she has the most beautiful natural smile from the world and then ask her if she needs one. If the answer is yes, get her a beautiful tooth brush and strawberry toothpaste and tell her that is a gift from the tooth fairy.
Stop putting attention to the “incident” and nothing will happen.
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