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Home made vibrators….?
I am a chaepskate, and also too lazy to make love to my ever fattening wife.
I need tips on how to make a vibrator for next to no money, to SHUT HER UP!! for 5 minutes!
The best idea I have had so far was to fill an empty aluminium cigar tube (Big cigar to keep it real) with angry wasps, and wear a cardboard cutout of russell “Gladiator” crows face over mine…as a “Kinky fantasy” element.
This almost proved to be fatal….must remember…round side in…black plastic side out!
Do you have any better Ideas??
Sure do.
Your wife should file for immediate divorce.
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