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Blonde in an Adult Store?
Three women in an adult store, a redhead, brunette and blonde were shopping for sex toys.
Redhead: “How much are those whips and chains?”
Clerk: ” $ 49.95″
Redhead: “OK I’ll take them.”
Brunett: “How much is this purple dildo?”
Clerk: “$29.95 battries included.”
Brunette: “Ok. It’s a little expensive but I love the color.”
Blonde: “How much is that plaid one?”
Clerk: Sorry Ma’am that’s not for sale.”
Blonde: (throwing a tantrum) “Awe please, I’ve got to have it.”
Clerk: “Oh alright. $ 100.00″
Blonde: “Thank You! Thank You! It’s sooo different!”
Later the boss arrives at the store.
Boss: “So how did we do today Carl?”
Clerk: (all excited) “I got fifty bucks for the BDSM stuff” “thirty bucks for the purple vibrator” and “wow a hundred bucks for my thurmos!”
ha ha that was great
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Nasstoys Ben Wa Balls On A String A woman inserts the balls and will become aroused as they move while she moves or walks around. Also builds muscle strength. The balls are weighted so that you have to contract your muscles to hold them in. This is not only helpful with strengthening vaginal muscles but also helps strengthen bladder control. Now with subtle nubs for added stimulation and a retrieval cord for safety…. |
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The Anal Hook $53.99 This impressive steel hook can be hooked up to ropes and other bondage equipment, making sure it keeps a strong hold on its wearer. There’s 5″” of insertable length (the ball and a portion of the hook). The hook then rests against the back, while the ring (1.5″” in diameter) is used to connect to ropes. The ball measures 1.5″” in diameter and has a 5″” circumference. The anal hook weighs.75lbs…. |
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Bdsm $78.07 BDSM. Bondage (BDSM), Discipline (BDSM), Dominance and submission, Sadomasochism, BDSM in culture and media, Leather subculture, Coming out Author: Miller, Frederic P./ Vandome, Agnes F./ McBrewster, John Binding Type: Paperback Number of Pages: 88 Publication Date: 2009/09/30 Language: English Dimensions: 5.98 x 9.01 x 0.21 inches |
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